SCB LAB-GROWTH DIVISION · CYCLE 2187
SYNTH-
MATETM
MATETM
BUREAU CERTIFIED COMPANION
ACTIVE SYNTH-MATES
UPDATING LIVE
Why search for your soul mate
when you can create one in a lab?
when you can create one in a lab?
By proceeding you consent to DNA strand extraction and lab-growth of a synthetic entity on your behalf.
The Bureau is not responsible for emotional attachment to lab-grown specimens.
The Bureau is not responsible for emotional attachment to lab-grown specimens.
BUREAU NOTICE
YOUR FOREVER
HAS BEEN
PRE-APPROVED
HAS BEEN
PRE-APPROVED
01
FACIAL DNA EXTRACTION
Your image is scanned for DNA reflective strands. Molecular data is extracted and chemically catalogued for replication.
02
SYNTHETIC LAB-GROWTH
Your DNA strands are combined with synthetic carbon, alien substances, and foreign compounds to grow your soul mate in a Bureau-certified lab environment.
03
DIAMOND BYPRODUCT
A synthetic diamond is produced as a molecular byproduct of your soul mate's creation. It is yours. There are 847 billion others like it.
∞
SOUL MATES
AVAILABLE FOR
LAB-GROWTH
AVAILABLE FOR
LAB-GROWTH
847B
SYNTHETIC DIAMONDS
PRODUCED AS
BYPRODUCT
PRODUCED AS
BYPRODUCT
0
NATURAL SOUL
MATES LEFT
ON RECORD
MATES LEFT
ON RECORD
BUREAU NOTICE: Using a highly advanced Synthetic Induced Productivity Growth Mechanism, backed by the Bureau, this process captures DNA reflective strands straight from your image and chemically replicates them with various induced synthetic carbon, foreign and alien substances that inhibit growth of an actual entity — your Synthetic Soul Mate.
We basically lab-create the perfect soul mate.
You did not ask for this. The Bureau decided you needed it.
We basically lab-create the perfect soul mate.
You did not ask for this. The Bureau decided you needed it.